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Upon returning home from Costa Rica baring the battle scars of living la Vida Pura, you set out to redirect yet again.

Within four weeks of returning to New York, you have celebrated your favorite holiday fittingly, found a job that you like, moved away from the apartment with the insane landlord, bought the paint for your new bedroom walls, taken care of outstanding parking tickets and, oh yes, visited the nephews.

Take a deep breath and go to page 16.