Looking to reinvent your image, you check out a few options. You start out doing some bit parts off-Broadway. Your most popular role is in a coming-of-age tale of a ripening papaya overshadowed by the success of her hot dog counterpart. 
While the production created a modest cult-following, it wasn't as widely received by the mainstream theatergoers. After attending a life-changing Bon Jovi concert (thanks, Stevie), you decide to take your solo career in a new direction.
Mid-80s punk rock ala Jem and the Halograms seems to suit you well until toy giant, Matel, threatens to sue you over copyright infringement. Seems they didn't appreciate you slaughtering "Who Is He Kissing?" in front of a live audience.
In order to lay low while the franchise heals, you decide to:
a) enlist in the military (go to page 6)
b) go undercover (go to page 14)
c) live off the grid (go to page 7)
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