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By sheer divine providence, you are invited to join The Metallectuals on backup vocals. The all-girl trio smashes the charts with monster-ballad ferocity. However, after a few months of successful touring, Jen "Brass" Nuckols, decides to check out the grunge scene in Seattle. Following long-overdue trends, you explain the split to your fans by saying that you enacted a strict "manes not mullets" rule that Nuckols was clearly violating. Shortly after the break, you take on a new band member, Axl Rosetta Stone, to widen your audience and fill the spot.Things get controversial when band leader, Firehouse Rose, gets upstaged by Stone. The constant tension eventually attracts considerable media attention and eventually The Metallectuals split for good citing artistic differences.

Now unemployed, but not ready to give up life on stage, you decide to:
a) go solo (go to page 4)
b) join the circus (go to page 9)
**disclaimer: The Metallectuals are an actual real band who are actually BIG fans of mullets