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You show up at the steps of the world famous Moscow Circus and do a little song and dance number that killed the crowds at your 1st grade talent show. The Russians aren't too impressed and graciously urge you to seek employment as a performer elsewhere. Seeing the disappointment in your face and slightly more sympathetic when you say that your dance was inspired by Baryshnikov, the ringmaster offers you an entry-level position on the elephant cage maintenance crew.

You decide:
a) that you've had worse jobs and tell him you'll take it (go to page 15)
b) that you've had better jobs and tell him that maybe your touring days are over (go to page 16)