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I didn't want to stray too far from my roots so I got the kids together and tried to put together an all-toddler swinging circus reality show.

While I thought it was just the cat's meow, the pilot didn't test well and I was forced to give up the dream. It clearly wasn't what I was expecting, but there were still other things to try.

I decided to:

a) exploit my budding craft skills. (page 10)

b) pursue more lofty goals. (page 4)

c) hit the road in search of the next big thing. (page 3)